Sunday, May 4, 2014

Bad Juju


Not to be superstitious or anything, but it’s a good thing that April is done and in the books. But perhaps I should admit to a bit of apprehension when it comes to the supernatural. Let’s just say I'm kind of paranoid, with a serious aversion to the ethereal plane.

The buzz around April 2014 was the rare appearance of two eclipses, one lunar -- a “blood moon,” no less -- and one solar eclipse. Known as a “tetrad,” this phenomenon is less common than the proverbial “blue moon” (a second full moon occurring in a calendar month).

Those who are inclined toward the metaphysical say that a blood moon (top) is an inauspicious sign from the heavens. What's more, astrologers say that two eclipses in one month portend all kinds of conflict for people, relationships, transactions and experiences.

Scientists, on the other hand, say that a blood moon is just red and can be totally explained by science. Most lunar eclipses will appear red or many can because of the dusty lunar plain. Besides, crazy stuff happens virtually all the time, scientists contend.

But two eclipses in one month means bizarre ends and beginnings, say astrologers, unsettling events in the form of sudden changes, disappointments and revelations -- a month-long pattern of bad juju. Even if you can’t see it, they say, you will feel the effects.

So how did all this cosmic karma work out? I must admit that the month was strange, somewhat kooky and rather odd, with anomalies on a number of fronts. Bad craziness, or worse, in some instances. Nothing earth-shattering: just vague, peculiar goings-on.

What to do? My tendency would be to lie low for a while and go underground. On the contrary, say astrologers, April will be awesome. Real attractions and relationships will appear or intensify. Old ones will disintegrate. Face the month with moxie and verve.

Staying fierce and in an evolutionary mode is not easy but it’s what we have to do. Ruthlessly plan your time and money. Purge the superfluous. Shed your skin. Take a nap. As Hunter S. Thompson would say: “when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”


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