Back By Popular Demand

Due to the impending return of Herr Gropenfuhrer and his evil minions as they denigrate and defile democracy and the U.S. Constitution, GonzoPR has resurrected one of its more popular series, Rude Notes From The Field. That's right, folks. As editorial director located in Eugene, Oregon, I have summoned our crack team of reporters based in North America, Europe and Asia to provide incisive satire and brutal pasquinade in reporting on what is shaping up to be a strange and terrible saga.

Providing frequent dispatches on the sorry state of democracy in this country will be Helmut Vallindaklopf, covering North and South America from his basement apartment in Georgetown, his twin sister Ramona Vallindaklopf, reporting on Europe and Africa from her base in Genoa, Italy, and Wolfgang Majoris, who will be tracking events in Greater Asia and Australia from his office in Bangkok, Thailand. Stay tuned for a savage journey into that elusive illusion known as the American Dream.