Friday, December 20, 2019

This Aggression Will Not Stand

A Christmas medley, from all of us at Gonzo PRJM in Eugene, Helmut Vallindaklopf in Washington D.C., Ramona Vallindaklopf in Genoa, Italy, and Wolfgang Majoris in Bangkok, Thailand.

JM: (editorial director, head writer, producer, art director, choreographer at Gonzo PR): "'Twas the eve of impeachment, and all through the mouse (read: rat), not a creature was stirring, not even a louse, the stockings were hung from the chimney with care, they were perfect for mice (rat), just about any day?

HV: "Hark hear us Dems, Chump we condemn, quid-pro-quoing, per abuse, must cut him loose, article two, that's just a few. Now move to add, that makes him bad, cheats on his wife, also two and three, merry, merry chump impeachment."

JM: "Bing, bing, bing, bong (sad, somber, solemn and satisfying.) Merry Christmas, everyone! And to all a good night. As an aside, I don't do New Year's Eve. Just another excuse to party. Like I need one. I do, however, look forward to an epic Rose Bowl on New Year's Day. As always, Go Ducks! Bust the Badgers."


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